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PREDICTIONS FOR 2012
Elliot Goblet, the modern day Nostradamus predicts that in the year 2012:
• Because of the growing concern about the effect of spray cans on the ozone layer, we'll see the invention of a "roll-on fly spray" - but users will need to be very agile indeed.
• Needles will be found in haystacks everywhere...making it not such a rare occurrence anymore.
• There'll be a new government grant given to a group of researchers to do a study on infinity and determine if it's as big as everyone says it is. That study will be expected to go on forever.
Click here to find out more about Elliot Goblet & view a short video.
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MATTHEW HARDY
"After hours of drinking heavily, this bloke can barely see his hand in front of his face, but he turns to the person sitting next to him at the bar and says,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The person says, in a female voice,
“Listen mate, I weigh 175 pounds, I’m the Australian Women’s Kick-boxing Champion, and I’m blonde. My blonde friend next to me weighs 190 pounds and is the Women’s World Arm-Wrestling Champion and the woman next to her weighs 230 pounds is the Women’s World Power-Lifting Champion. She’s also a natural blonde and we too have been drinking all day. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”
The bloke thought for a while and said,
“Nah… Not if I have to explain it three times”.
Click here to find out more about Matthew Hardy.
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MARTY FIELDS
"A guy calls an agency to get a quote on a 6 piece band for a wedding.
The agent says,
"Off the top of my head...... about $2,000."
The guy says,
"WHAT! FOR MUSIC?."
The agent says,
"I'll tell you what, why don't you call the plumbers union & ask for six plumbers to work from 7pm to midnight on a Saturday night and whatever they quote you, we'll do it for half."
Click here to find out more about Marty Fields. |
